Beelzebub

Full Name: Beelzebub

Age: Older than dirt and twice as smart

Occupation: Demon/Lawyer/Computer Technician/Aromatherapist

The personification of general insolence and treachery. He's had multiple births and deaths, and numerous incarnations of him have been banished from Heaven to Hell, but no-one has ever been able to completely get rid of him. The unholy love child of Sam Jackson and a three-quarter-pound sourdough cheeseburger, he was recently banished from Heaven for introducing Linux to mortals (a move which Prometheus once called "really dumb"). Following his banishment, he moved in with his half-brother Cerrunos in his apartment in Queens and became the head of security at IBM. An accomplished inventor in his own right, The B-man has invented such marvels as the skateboard, the saxophone, and the health code violation, but perhaps his most vile and incomprehensibly cruel invention was Suburbia, an abomination so terrible that it earned him his quickest ever banishment into Hell. Legend has it that as a countermeasure, God invented rock and roll, and while both inventions have become extremely popular, people are still confused about who invented what. In recent years, Beelz has settled down a bit and only suffers occasional cravings for innocent souls. He currently works as a lawyer/aromatherapist in a secret office inside a New Jersey 7-11 (accessible only through an inter-dimensional portal located behind the imported beer). Well, at least that's one version of the story. Regardless, he is and always has been God's best ally, worst nightmare, second fiddle and eighth trombone.