Mr. God

Full Name: Nobody really knows…

Age: Infinite

Occupation: Creator of and Proprietor of Reality

An infinitely smart and good-looking fellow who smells like awesome and farts the future. While taking a long existence-affirming walk through Obscurity, he happened upon Lazar Lichtschau's book and decided it would be the perfect vehicle for a project he'd been kicking around: Actual Physical Reality. This turned out to be a huge deal. I mean, this was the guy who basically put the "D" in 3D. He quickly began on the project, finishing it in record time (which was a controversial claim, Time not having been invented until Thursday), and adding copious amounts of his own artistic flair. Being an artist first and foremost, he does not tolerate distractions such as conflicts, damages, lawsuits, and the like. Thus, he amassed a formidable team of Lawyers, Managers, Marketers, PR Men, and any other ambitious types that a famous, polarizing deity might need. The current, and in fact, only leader of this massive administrative army is renowned writer and xylophonist, Lazar Lichtschau.