Intro:
She's a deviation
Not that I need to spell it out

Verse 1:
Somebody threw a party
In the back of the fireworks store
I never made it inside before I fell in love
With the three-headed creature who guarded the door

Well, I tried to serenade her
But my music had no effect
She said, "If you wanna go out, then just ask
And put down that guitar or I'll break your neck"

I don't usually go for tails and fur
But suddenly I'm kissing her
And I don't think it's weird
That she's been growling in both my ears

Chorus:
My Cerberus girl can get impatient
Holding up her own conversation
Waiting until she gets to talk to me
Always surrounds me when I'm lonely
Always a crowd for my eyes only
All of this bound together, 1, 2, 3

Verse 2:
For a week in San Francisco
Well, she was a one-girl show
People gasped in amazement and asked for her name,
All she told 'em was, "Wouldn't you like to know!"

In every photo that anyone's taken
Is her ol' reliable triple-shot
Simultaneously captured on multiple faces
Conveying all her equally devious thoughts

"It's all an act!" I hear them object
"Must be a costume or special effects"
But I don't really care
'Cause I'm lost in her six-eyed stare