Zen Cavern News

New T-Shirt: Luchador Einstein!

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 01:59:26 GMT

¡SEÑORS Y SEÑORAS! NOW ENTERING THE RING, HAILING FROM WÜRTTEMBERG, GERMANY, THE KILLER THEORETICAL PHYSICIST WITH A PH.D. IN WHUPASS! HE'LL KNOCK YOU INTO NEXT TUESDAY, BUT ONLY IN ANOTHER PARALLEL DIMENSION WHERE TIME FLOWS AT A DIFFERENT RATE! ¡VIVA LA RELATIVIA! EL…..ALBERTO "A-BOMB" EINSTEINO!!!

A T-Shirt design, based on "Brutomax! The Sequel!" (NSFW)

Orange Glo

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 04:17:06 GMT

A parody of U2's "Vertigo", about a man who finds his apartment haunted by the spirit of late TV pitchman Billy Mays.
Better late than never, I suppose.

Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya, ELP Style

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 22:35:20 GMT

I heard the original song by daniwellP from this YouTube video, and I thought, "wouldn't this be cool if Emerson Lake and Palmer covered this song? Now, you're probably thinking one of two things: either "Who are Emerson Lake and Palmer?" or "OH JESUS GOD NO!!!"

Anyway, enjoy!

Kobi LaCroix Appears on "Weird Al" Tribute Album

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 22:10:28 GMT

"Twenty-Six and a Half", a musical tribute to "Weird Al" Yankovic, is now available for digital download. This album features acts such as The Great Luke Ski, Devo Spice, Steve Goodie, Worm Quartet, Insane Ian, TV's Kyle, Nuclear Bubble Wrap, and of course, me! This is a very well-put-together album by the who's-who of independent novelty music…and me.

From this FuMP post:

Proceeds from the album go to aid the Weird Al Star Fund and Make the Rock Hall Weird, organizations geared towards getting Al a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and to get him inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame! (Proceeds also go to the artists, the producers, and Weird Al's publisher.)

There are many ways to buy this thing. Pick the one to your liking!
Physical CD (PayPal)
iTunes
B andCamp (digital download in any format you like)
CDBaby (digital download, physical CDs in stock soon)

You can stream all the songs for free on the Bandcamp page.

Plus: it's Weird Al approved!

This is my contribution: A cover of Weird Al's song, CNR:

CNR by Kobi LaCroix | Twenty-Six and a Half

New Original Song: We Are the Vikings

Thu, 23 Sep 2010 23:20:30 GMT

And thus begins a new chapter in the saga of whatever the hell I feel like shouting about. A new song, in the style I've sort of become famous for, the manly breed of Dementia…or should we say DeMANtia?…no, we shouldn't.

Anyway, here's a heavy metal tribute to literally the coolest people to ever live, as opposed to the crappy football team named after them.

By the way, if the Vikings end up going 0-16 because of this song, I apologize in advance. But if they win it all…GUESS WHO YOUR NEW GOD IS!!! (hint: me)