Conrad is upset that his job underpays him, overworks him, and refuses to provide him a shirt that actually fits.
Commission for Nieto. Too much body for the bedroom. Probably flowing out the front door, blocking traffic.
I wonder if he grows limbs in his sleep.
Oh god, what if those legs start kicking?
A commission for Ashtraska. Bliss being a goddess of sensuality, it only makes sense that her massages would be that good.
Caramel is in charge of scheduling naps, and he takes his job very seriously. He’ll give you a good bapping if you try to sidestep his authority.
He can walk to work, but if this continues, his butt will still be at home by the time he gets there.
“Caramel is a very important cat.”
“How do you know that?”
“Because he told me so!”
Commission for Hex, now 300% froggier!*
*rough estimate based on observations by scientists who may or may not have run screaming.
Fun fact: The words ‘otter’ and ‘hyrdra’ both come from the Proto-Indo-European udros, meaning “water creature”.
